Xanadu's XanaDEBUT: X​-​mas (emphasis on the 'x')

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1.
how can I do my christmas shopping when the NBN's not working? i've been waiting for faster connection apparently that's how we do it if we are generation y instead of walking around the aisles N-B-N when will the struggle for faster connection end N-B-N i've been waiting for forever for you 2 b here Jeremy from the NBN came over and tried to fix our terrible connection and he said "see you in the paddock if you're a doofer!" i don't quite know what that has to do with our internet that's the benefit of being with TPG you get customer service bizarre and often charming N-B-N when will the struggle for faster connection end N-B-N i could've sworn that after all this time we would be friends N-B-N it seems like after all we should've gone with Labor's plan
2.
this next one goes out to all the lovers and those who participate in casual friday we respect you blue christmas at the pool swimming around to stay cool you're there with your friends it's not at all bad but you miss your mum and dad and your brother hey paddy, I love you I don't wanna be alone this christmas yeah I don't wanna spend the day without you i'm not as independent as I thought I was cause I miss my family and my family dog when you were a bratty teenager you were intrigued by the concept of an orphan christmas but now that's not on your wish list you love your friends a lot but your family's better ever since you moved to melbourne you're a trendsetter I don't wanna be alone this christmas yeah I don't wanna spend the day without you john, tim, jenny, mary, maudy, susie, gerry, cate let's all celebrate i don't wanna spend the day without you i'm not as independent as I thought I was cause I miss my family and my family dog i miss thunderstorms and being at the beach and eating tropical fruits like peach my dog parks at the postman all day our neighbours don't mind cause she's not a stray that's pretty classist if you ask me especially at christmassssss
3.
christmas crush i'll see you ever year without fail my christmas crush it seems you like to show up without an invitation it's quite inconvenient and infuriating at the best of times christmas crush won't you come and meet all of my extended family we have got traditions like arriving late, playing in the sprinklers won't you be my baby we can sit under the tree football ποδόσφαιρο cheesecake τσεισκέικ vegan χορτοφάγος in northcote στο northcote καλά Χριστούγεννα (merry christmas) christmas crackers are made for two so i guess it's convenient that I like you we can get a photo with santa for the fridge have potato salad and bannoffee pie i like giving gifts to people who are special and i'm convinced i don't just like you cause it's christmas alright it's fair, it's definitely like you and it's christmas i wanna hold your hand in k-mart and it's christmas
4.
ex-mas 02:28
do you think it's called ex-mas cause that's when you're likely to make bad decisions concerning your ex love from many years ago do you think it's called ex-mas cause that's when you're feeling miserable, hungover from too many days of kicking 'round brisbane wondering who to call cause you need affection it's a shame we aren't on good terms cause i had a lot of fun with you 0 - 100 is the only thing we knew do you think it's called ex-mas cause you're feeling nostalgic and full of love for someone who you hadn't thought about in quite a while you imagined you together sitting 'neath some fig tree on the river exchanging gifts and laughing about past arguments you had over the phone christmas is funny like thast you tend to forgive, forget but it's the last part I don't wanna do just yet we aren't on good terms feelings never lie if we'd got married we would drive each other mad

about

This hastily compiled four-track christmas EP was written over a period of 4 days when we didn't have internet cause the NBN is shithouse. There is a song about that, and then some others other things too, wow. i'd like to thank the academy, northcote plaza, santas of the world (unite and take over), every crush i've ever had, xanthe, maria, mum, dad, paddy and my dog penny 🐾

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released December 22, 2018

maria dalamagas (guest vox track x)
all material written and performed by xanadu
album cover image by adrienne harvey

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Xanadu Melbourne, Australia

jokes, short attempts at earnestness, some singing, mostly bad shredding

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